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Week at Yale '04
Lust et Veritas!
by
Susan Block, Ph.D. '77
IN
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Barbara Bush throws a Pimps N ‘Ho’s Party!
Is the young woman
in this blurry photo Barbara Bush, daughter of U.S. President George
W. Bush? Or is this her
cousin Lauren Bush? True to form, Yalies refused
to confirm her identity. It's probably Barbara, who threw the
party where this photo was taken,
But it could be Lauren with her boyfriend Tamur, or one of their decoy
lookalikes. One thing's for
sure:
she's wearing
hot red garters and
he's lost his pants. ... PHOTO:
SUZY
After Shabbat dinner, Eric suggested we go to a party being given by Barbara Bush. Immediately, I flashed on the President’s mom and thought “this is going to be staid.” Since I was dressed conservatively for our dinner at the Chai Society, I figured I ws properly attired, and off we went. On the way over, when Eric explained that “Barbie” and a few of her sorority sisters at Kappa Alpha Theta were throwing the party, it dawned on me that he was not referring to the Barbara Bush with silver hair and pearls, but rather to the “smarter” one of the Bush Twins, now in her senior year at Yale.
Unidentified Yale Ho's
at Barbara Bush's Pimps 'N Ho's Party .. PHOTO:
SUZY
Okay, so I was a little slow; I blame that good kosher wine. Still, I was glad I was dressed somewhat Republican, until we walked into the party. There we were greeted by a giddy assortment of sorority sisters all wearing low cut crop tops, hiked up miniskirts, garters, stockings and spike heels. The guys were draped in bling-bling. “What’s going on?” I asked Eric, accustomed to seeing Yalies either in tweed and ties or nondescript GAPwear.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you—it’s a Pimps N ‘Ho’s Party!”
Jay Blount '05 (BB's
reputed boyfriend and one of Yale's "Beautiful People according to
Rumpus")
and Unidentified Yale Bulldog Bling-Bling Wearer ... PHOTO:
SUZY
The President’s daughter throwing a Pimps N ‘Ho’s Party? Hey, it was Valentine’s Eve in New Haven, Barbie’s last semester at Bulldog U. Why not? I think I can safely say that the rumors that Barb likes to party as much as her twin sister Jenna (supposedly, she turned down her tap into Skull & Bones because it's a "dry" society) are true. What I couldn’t do safely was take her picture.
Actually, I’m not sure it was BB’s pic that I took. It might have been her cousin Lauren Bush. It might have been a decoy lookalike. Whoever she was, one of the Theta sisters (whose name I have conveniently forgotten) introduced her to me as Barb, and we exchanged Valentine/SexWeek pleasantries. A few minutes later, another guest confirmed that this young lady in the black jacket, black mini, black stockings and red garters was indeed the Yale half of the Bush Twins. Okay, whatever; she looked hot; I snapped a couple of photos.
For the first shot, she smiled, then slammed the door in my face, causing a blur.. I took my second shot "from behind" while she was talking with friends. One friend (the one who wasn't wearing any pants in the first shot) saw the flash and whispered something to BB, pointing in my direction. She whirled around, fixed me with an icy stare that reminded me of the Barbara Bush with the silver hair and pearls, thrust out the palm of her hand expectantly and commanded, “Give me the camera.”
Is the Girl on the left
in both of the above photos Barbara Bush? Compare her face with Barbara
Bush's fake ID below. PHOTOS (except the fake ID): SUZY
My first thought was to do as she commanded. I’m no Nathan Hale (especially for the “cause” of taking paparazzi pics of partying President's daughters), and I figured that her next move would be to signal her Secret Service agents to come out from under the beds or kegs or wherever they were hiding who would then knock me down, cuff me and drag me to Guantanamo, or the closest facsimile.
Then I remembered that I had a lot of other pictures in the camera that I didn’t particularly want to surrender, so I found myself returning her steely gaze and retorting, “I don’t think so.”
“Why did you take my picture?” she demanded. Mean Girls had nothing on her attitude, but she was already losing ground.
“I’m taking everyone’s picture,” I responded truthfully. “I didn’t know you didn’t want your picture taken,” I added, a little less truthfully.
“Well, I don’t,” she replied, trying to maintain her patrician demeanor while holding a red paper cup of Hawaiin Punch Hurricane.
“I understand,” I said sympathetically. Actually, I do. It’s not Barbie Bush’s fault that her Dad is President, and one of the most controversial presidents these United States have ever had. From what I hear, Barb (who just graduated Yale with a Humanities BA) is interested in fashion, not government, and she doesn’t like to talk politics. Personally, I don't like her Dad’s politics, but I don’t hold that against Barb. I can certainly understand how, in her position, she’d like to maintain her privacy. And I’m awed at how well she, the Yale administration and her fellow students have managed to do just that during her four years there. Just do a search on the Internet; there are almost no photos of Barb at Yale.
That’s one reason that I postponed publishing this until after Barbara’s Yale graduation. But at this point, I have to agree with WorldNetDaily White House correspondent Les Kinsolving who said, “The Twins are both now college graduates, and are going to work for the Bush-Cheney reelection campaign,” and they should be “no more out of bounds” for media coverage than “the President's brother, Jeb.”
Again, not being a connoisseur of All Things Bush, I’m not sure if the two photos on this page are really of Barb. I just think they are because
1) I hadn’t had that much wine...
2) they look like her; just compare with her old “Barbara Pierce” fake ID, and...
3) two Yalies identified her as Barbara Bush when I took the pictures. However, a few months later, when I showed them the pictures, they said “No, that’s not her.”
Keep in mind that most Yalies, whether or not they’re members of secret societies, tend to act like they are. And many, especially Barb's friends, or wannbe friends (including everybody at her party) are extremely protective of BB’s privacy.
Barb's Bodyguards? Nah,
just friendly New Haven City Police hanging at Barbara Bush's Sorority Party.
Or so they said.. PHOTOS:
SUZY
Another Yalie who shall remain nameless said, “That’s Barbara’s cousin Lauren Bush (Neil's daughter, the model) who was also at the party, with her boyfriend Tamur (the guy with no pants). In the other pic, she's holding a drink and talking with Tamur and Carlos (Zedillo).”
More Happy Yale Pimps
'N Ho's at Barbara Bush's Theta Party ... PHOTOS:
SUZY
Speaking of which, Barb wasn’t the only child of a famous American politician at Yale's Kappa Alpha Theta Pimps ‘n Ho’s party. There was also Allison Pataki ‘06, daughter of New York Governor George Pataki ’67, decked out in a cute, jockish, midriff- and biceps-revealing PnH outfit as befits her sporty style. Like her Dad, the Guv, she was captain of her high school cross country team. Allison’s older siblings Ted ’04 and Emily Pataki ’01 also went to Yale. Yale is as much a Pataki family tradition as it is a Bush one Allison didn't mind having her picture taken. In fact, it looks like she's running for office.
Allison Pataki ‘06
and friend ... PHOTO:
SUZY
Then there was Carlos Zedillo ’06, dashing son of former President of Mexico Ernesto Zedillo GRD '81, also selected by Yale’s Rumpus as one of the Bulldog's “Beautiful People.” Carlos didn’t like having his picture snapped either, though he wasn’t as angry about it as Barb. In fact, he was quite solicitous. The next night, at the Image party, Carlos sidled up to me in the crowd, put his leather-clad arm around my shoulder, fixed my gaze with those dreamy “beautiful people” big browns of his, and reassured me, “If anyone bothers you, just tell me and I’ll take care of it.” It made me wish someone would bother me.
Carlos Zedillo '06 at
Barbara Bush's Pimps 'N Ho's Party at Yale PHOTO:
SUZY
Michelle and Jay (said to be BB's boyfriend) were there too, as were other beautiful people whose names I didn’t catch. Topping the surreal incongruity of the evening, at least for the uninitiated, who should walk into the party at its peak but Rabbi Shmully from the Chai Society.
Standing by a painting
of Meredith's Dad at the Chai Society House; Meredith & Bulldog Bling-Bling
friend, Unidentified Yale Pimp; Rabbi Shmully Hecht
of the Chai Society, Mike Kroon '06 (also rumored to have dated BB), Shmully
shmoozes with Meredith and Eric, Various Theta Revelers...First
Photo: ERIC Other
Photos: SUZY
Seeing Rabbi Shmully's grinning, bearded, black-hatted visage among the Pimps 'N Ho's of Yale's apolitical politcal elite did make me do a double-take. Then I saw him shmoozing intensely with Meredith, a lovely young lady (who later helped me find the Theta sister who had locked the door to the room where Eric had put my jacket, at a bar on the other side of New Haven). Meredith's Dad is an important Chai Society benefactor, his portrait hanging on the wall above the fireplace. I began to glimpse yet another set of discreet, powerful, socially lubricated and slightly inebriated Yale connections sliding into place.
Get Down and Party with
the Pimps 'N Ho's of Yale!
I also got to glimpse and show some hot Yalie panties (from the Boola Boola Shop, of course)! All Hail the Mighty Pimps 'N Ho's of Yale!
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Week at Yale '04
Lust et Veritas!
by
Susan Block, Ph.D. '77
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