If you weren't
here, well, you'll just have to look at the pictures. Fortunately,
we had several fine photographers all capturing different aspects
of the EROS DAY magic for you. Watch Dr. Suzy's EROS DAY BALL
and you see it all, starting with the naked, wingéd EROS
Himself (super studly but goddess-conscious Big D) and VENUS
(lovely tantric squirting star Leila Swan) sharing Olympian
Sex, complete with sparkling showers of Venusian Holy Water
(Venus' own female ejaculate!) baptizing the Faithful. See the
exquisitely graceful, elegantly nude Nymphs of Zorbacchus (including
Zorthian Muses Jennifer Patton, Lisa Ann Davis & Sarah)
all dancing around the spectacular erotic art of the late, great
Col. Jirayr H. Zorthian as a hornéd satyr plays the flute,
looking like one of the artist's sumptuous paintings come to
life right there in the Gallery. Then there's the Counter-Inaugural
side of the BALL, from Dr. Suzy and Mistress Sarah ferociously
paddling, whipping and generally torturing various human effigies
of GW Bush, to Orgasmical singing "Funk You, Mr. President"
to Dubya & Condoleeza, to a joyous, rollicking Franco-American
Orgy in Dr. Suzy's Show Bed. Additional Highlights include Mistress
Genevieve, her big boobs bouncing out of her latex minidress,
tying up a naked, sun-kissed Hollie Wood in BLUE bondage rope
as the wild, whacky, candy-colored Porn Klown Posse invades
the BALL, Mistress Sarah and Slave Brian demonstrating the erotic
versatility and fine craftsmanship of their Sick Kitty Bondage
Equipment, Dr. Suzy giving Kim her Eros Day B-Day Spanking in
rhythm to the Steve Paige Samba Drummers spanking their bongos,
naked laughing ladies riding at top-speed through the masked
revelers in a wagon pulled by Mistress Cyan's exceedingly well-trained,
naked Pony Boy, M the Hula Girl wowing the nymphs, satyrs and
bonobos with her sexy swivels and spins, Sissy the Maid drinking
every drop of Ms. Genevieve's & Hollie's golden shower,
everybody taking sniffs and sips from a champagne flute filled
with VENUS' crystal-clear Female Ejaculate, Dr. Suzy squirting
for VENUS, then receiving a glittering Magic Wand DP from VENUS
and EROS (now that's what you call a Heavenly Ménage),
Ms. Genevieve shoving an Osama dildo up the Planet Uranus of
a very happy masochist in a Bush mask (who was also, appropriately,
wearing a Roman toga), the demure but insatiable Delia making
passionate love to two gorgeous hunks at once (EROS Himself
and her sexy French boyfriend Pierre), DJ Doktor Ali Boombay's
music getting everybody dancing, romancing and, of course, balling
at the BALL. The Aphrodisiac Buffet fuels the fires with rare
bottles of exotic Agavero Tequila Liqueur, Damiana Strawberries,
Chinese herbal aphrodisiacs, caviar, sea urchins, choice meats,
pineapple and celery (to sweeten the semen!), succulent fresh
oysters (Venus' favorite), BLUE whipped cream and chocolate
fondue (to lick off bodies and out of orifices), Nude Beer and
Doc Johnson's Pocket Rockets (our favorite Weapon of Mass Corruption),
as large and small Sexual Revolutions erupt like orgasms everywhere--in
the Gallery, on all the Stages, in the Bar, at the Aphrodisiac
Buffet, in the Piano Room, in the Rest Room and, of course,
in the Womb Room, even on the street outside the Gallery! Other
illustrious EROS DAY BALL guests include Lawrence GARTEL (the
Father of Digital Art who taught Andy Warhol how to use a computer),
Dabney Zorthian (beautiful beaming widow of Col Jirayr H. Zorthian),
renowned sex therapist Dr. Diana Wiley, distinguished civil
liberties attorney and Socialist Party candidate John Burton,
famed sexologist Dr. Vern Bullough, "Ghostbusters"
and Arnold Schwartzeneggar ("Twins") Producer/Artist
Michael Gross, columnist Roberta Morgan, Jeff & Kris Booth
of Erotic University, Eros Day exhibiting artists Sayko, Lanning
Gold, Eban Lehrer, Alex Saglimbeni, Ellis Martin and Tom Zimmerman,
and sultry sex educator LaSara Firefox, plus many famous stars
and politicians who prefer to remain anonymous (take a good
look at some of the people wearing masks), everyone inhaling
the Spirit of Eros, the Breath of Life, together. If you were
here, you probably experienced even more extraordinary moments
in the sexy little sideshows of Dr. Suzy's EROS DAY BALL . If
you weren't, you just have to look at the pictures... So take
a look! |
