PORN
KLOWN POSSE (featuring SHMUTZ, DANGER, freekBALL & more)
and the fabulous magical ARTIST MARIO SAUCEDO romping into
Dr. Suzy's arms with a tribe of masked bonobo "ambassadors,"
going bananas and creating a surreal sexual PLANET of the
APES right in Dr. Suzy's Bed. It's a Commedia Erotica ZOO--(which
is appropriate considering that Dr. Suzy had shared an incredible
intimate experience with a beautiful REAL BONOBO mama named
LANA at the San Diego Zoo just the day before). Speaking of
the real bonobos, Bushmeat Project director DR. TONY ROSE
also joins us by phone, sharing the "SEXERGY." but
reminding us all that the real bonobos are extremely endangered
in their native habitat of the Congo, and we must all do what
we can to help save them from extinction. Then, into this
Jungle of Progressive Politics and Great Ape Sex, step two
anti-porn Christian missionaries, MIKE and CRAIG of the XXXCHURCH,
scared shitless that one of the naked chicks will jump their
bones and rock their world (or that Annie will baptize them
with her Holy Water), but determined to promote their website
and not appear too chickenshit in front of the NEW YORK TIMES
reporter. But alas, the Church Boys couldn't take the heat
very long and didn't have much to say anyway (when asked how
they respond to the fact that porn has never fomented any
wars, while Christianity and other religions have murdered
millions in Crusades & Inquisitions over the centuries,
they replied, "um, porn is our issue" When asked
what they think of a Christian married couple watching porn
as an aphrodisiac, they said "They don't need it.").
Poor Boys Lost in their own hyper-earnest hypocrisy. PASTOR
TAMMY of the Full Gospel Ranch, with her cute Christian panties
("Jesus Loves My Ass!"), was more our kind of missionary.
Inspired by all the Christian zeal, Luccia screws herself
with Dr. Suzy's JESUS JACKHAMMER dildo ("Jesus is in
her now!"), Annie and Shayna play on the Love Rocker
and squirt some more, Mario goes Ape, Dr. Suzy goes bananas,
and everybody hoka-hokas like the bonobos to INDY 500. So:
Hot Squirting Sex, Porn Klowns, Art Apes, the Church, and
a message of Peace through Erotic Pleasure brought to us by
the Bonobos, all of it filmed for a documentary on how animals
inspire us by Mona-Lisa Productions, our friends from France.
Liberate your Inner Bonobo! FEEL the SEXERGY. And Give Peace
through Pleasure a Chance... |
