hoka, plus about a dozen horny, horn-honking members
of the PORN KLOWN POSSE (featuring SHMUTZ, DANGER, freekBALL &
more) and the fabulous magical ARTIST MARIO SAUCEDO romping into
Dr. Suzy's arms with a tribe of masked bonobo "ambassadors,"
going bananas and creating a surreal sexual PLANET of the APES right
in Dr. Suzy's Bed. It's a Commedia Erotica ZOO--(which is appropriate
considering that Dr. Suzy had shared an incredible intimate experience
with a beautiful REAL BONOBO mama named LANA at the San Diego Zoo
just the day before). Speaking of the real bonobos, Bushmeat Project
director DR. TONY ROSE also joins us by phone, sharing the "SEXERGY."
but reminding us all that the real bonobos are extremely endangered
in their native habitat of the Congo, and we must all do what we
can to help save them from extinction. Then, into this Jungle of
Progressive Politics and Great Ape Sex, step two anti-porn Christian
missionaries, MIKE and CRAIG of the XXXCHURCH, scared shitless that
one of the naked chicks will jump their bones and rock their world
(or that Annie will baptize them with her Holy Water), but determined
to promote their website and not appear too chickenshit in front
of the NEW YORK TIMES reporter. But alas, the Church Boys couldn't
take the heat very long and didn't have much to say anyway (when
asked how they respond to the fact that porn has never fomented
any wars, while Christianity and other religions have murdered millions
in Crusades & Inquisitions over the centuries, they replied,
"um, porn is our issue" When asked what they think of
a Christian married couple watching porn as an aphrodisiac, they
said "They don't need it."). Poor Boys Lost in their own
hyper-earnest hypocrisy. PASTOR TAMMY of the Full Gospel Ranch,
with her cute Christian panties ("Jesus Loves My Ass!"),
was more our kind of missionary. Inspired by all the Christian zeal,
Luccia screws herself with Dr. Suzy's JESUS JACKHAMMER dildo ("Jesus
is in her now!"), Annie and Shayna play on the Love Rocker
and squirt some more, Mario goes Ape, Dr. Suzy goes bananas, and
everybody hoka-hokas like the bonobos to INDY 500. So: Hot Squirting
Sex, Porn Klowns, Art Apes, the Church, and a message of Peace through
Erotic Pleasure brought to us by the Bonobos, all of it filmed for
a documentary on how animals inspire us by Mona-Lisa Productions,
our friends from France. Liberate your Inner Bonobo! FEEL the SEXERGY.
And Give Peace through Pleasure a Chance...