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The Womb Room
by Dr. Susan Block I had no expectations. I hardly even planned this show. After all, the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. In fact, they hardly ever do. Best to stay loose and open to the spirits of the night. I knew I had at least two guests, a budding porn star and a spokeswoman for a "chick run" swing club. Everything else would be a surprise.
I felt a bit odd. After all, a war was on, and here I was doing a show about sex. Yes, I know, if we don't do what we normally do, then we hand the terrorists a victory. Still, for the past few weeks, I'd done shows about the Afghan War (well, except for the one on Squirting) featuring investigative journalists and conspiracy theorists. This show would feature a porn slut and a swinger chick.
I was excited. So was the rest of the Bonobo Gang. Little did we know how exciting it would get. I'd taken to calling our new studio the Womb Room. It's a lot cozier than some of our previous places, very intimate and sensuous, very conducive to sex, and this evening would prove to be the sexiest yet.
Ryan Conner, a big beautiful bodacious busty blonde, strong as the state of Idaho and sexy as a wild mare, was my first guest. After I agreed to give her some "titty," even letting her fasten a pink nipple chain "titillizer" onto my hard nipples (a gift from Adult Gift Baskets), she pulled off her top to reveal the biggest bounciest boobs in the Womb Room.
Ryan was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, and it shows in her charming, door-to-door approach to sex.
She knocked on the door of my Womb Room, spoke to me in tongues and converted me on the spot to devout Ryanism.
To punish me for my sins (too numerous to mention here), she put me over her shapely knee and spanked my naughty bottom..
But of course, young Ryan also needed a spanking, and I just love to spank a good "bad girl" sinner, a rambunctious renegade with a great ass. Actually, I'd really like to spank some of those practicing Jehovah's Witnesses who come to our doors like salesmen trying to sell us God. Well, the cuter ones, anyway.
At some point in our discussion, we fucked each other with a double-headed dildo!
It was Ryan's idea. See, when I asked her what her favorite sex toy was, she said a double-headed dildo. And I just happened to have one in my Dildo Garden.
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