Winner
of 12 Big Boobie Awards!
- Best National Porn Production
- Best Hot Talk Taping
- Best Explicit Erotic Fantasy
- Best Oral Sex Scene
- Best Storyline
- Best Money Shot (on a dress)
- Best Marketing Campaign
- Most Expensive Porn Production
in History with a $30 Million Budget
- Best Supporting Actors:
The FBI
- Most Devious, Underhanded
Technical Support: Linda Tripp
- Most Puritanical Attitude
with Salacious Content and Malicious Intent
Never in the history of American
politics have we been witness to a more spectacular
work of pornography than Kenneth Starr's two-faced masterpiece
of White House trash. Never has a piece of common porn so
captured the hearts, minds and
gonads of so many American citizens, even those
of us who really couldn't care less who swallows the presidential
semen. Never has the American
media proven itself to be such a fantastic
public relations machine for
a porn production, broadcasting every rumor in
this
sperm-swirling storm of gossip,
intrigue & hypocritical outrage.
Dr. Susan Block to present National Pornography Production of the Year Award to Kenneth W. Starr As part of the Pornocopia show that kicks off the World Pornography Conference at the Roof Garden of the Sheraton Universal Hotel in Los Angeles this Thursday, August 8, at 8:00 PM, award-winning philosopher and sex educator Dr. Susan Block will present the 1998 “Boobie” award for “Best National Pornography Production” to Kenneth W. Starr for his sensational, multi-media porn production of “The Intern and the President.”
Dr. Block will present Mr. Starr with additional Boobie awards for: Best Leaky Storyline, Best Hot Talk Taping, Best Explicit Erotic Fantasy, Best Unseen Oral Sex Scene, Best Money Shot (On a Dress), Best Marketing Campaign, and Most Expensive Pornography Production in History (with a $40 million budget). Special Boobie awards will also be given for Best Supporting Actors to The FBI, and for Most Underhanded Technical Support to Linda Tripp.
“Never in the history of American politics have we been witness to a more spectacular work of pornography than Ken Starr's two-faced masterpiece of White House trash,” says Dr. Block regarding the award of the “Boobie” to the Independent Prosecutor/Pornography Producer. “Never has a piece of common porn so captured the hearts, minds and gonads of so many American citizens, even those of us who really don’t care who swallows the presidential semen (or saves it on a dress for four years). Never has the mainstream American media proven itself to be such a fantastic public relations machine for a single pornography production, broadcasting every salacious rumor and X-rated innuendo in this sperm-swirling storm of gossip, intrigue and sanctimonious outrage. Jerry Springer, eat your heart out. Kenneth W. Starr is a XXX star.”
As Chairwoman of the Committee to Defend the Sexual Rights and Privacy of the Presidential Penis, Dr. Block is pleased to present the award at the Pornocopia (produced by Annie Sprinkle and Candida Royalle), the opening night event of the World Pornography Conference where professors, filmmakers and lawyers will gather to discuss “Eroticism and the First Amendment.” The World Pornography Conference is sponsored by the Center for Sex Research at California State University, Northridge and the Free Speech Coalition.
The bronze Boobie award sculpture has been created by Bel Air artist Heilman-C. For the award presentation, Dr. Block will wear “Cendrillon,” a fantasy evening gown created by Dr. Susan Block Fashions designer Salomé. Dr. Block’s presentation of the award will be accompanied by Salomé and Blockette squadleader Lavonne. Receiving the award for Mr. Starr will be Ken Starr lookalike and Flying Rhino managing editor Keith James. Kenneth W. Starr’s production of “The Intern and the President: America Held Hostage to Ken Starr’s Prurient, Partisan, Peeping Tom Sense of Justice.” has been financed with some 40 million of your tax dollars. “Not that Mr Starr hasn’t earned the title of ‘Boobie of the Year’ on sheer malicious merit,” adds Dr. Block, “but with that kind of budget, who couldn’t make a porn production that everyone wants to see?”
