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FRANK
MOORE Nothing is hidden at Suzy Block’s! o Saturday afternoon, our son Ki-lin, who had crashed in Corey/Heidi’s hotel room, woke us up. He had decided to hang out with us for the day. He had been blown out by the Al’s Bar musical experience. We told him the plan…have breakfast on, then explore, the funky/fun part of Melrose Ave. Then that night we will go to be on a cable/internet show of a sex advisor. That night
as we were driving to the show, Ki-lin asked me if I would
piss the doctor off. Linda said she didn’t think Dr.
Suzy could be goaded. Afterwards it turned out
he thought we were going to some straight female
shrink’s radio show. But when we headed high up into the Hollywood
Hills, he knew that he didn’t know!
Suzy then came down as Max went up to greet people. Suzy was wearing her pet snake, Eve, a black push-up bra, black see-through (almost) g-string, her trademark big hat, and assorted lacy dodads. She gave Ki-lin her snake to baby-sit (which was his role for most of the evening). She showed me that she had a pile of my writings with her. We briefly talked, my hand spastically moving on her ass, about our interview. Then she started talking to a couple, a black tall (but not that tall) guy and a chicano woman. Suzy hadn’t met them before. They said listening to Suzy’s radio show helped their sexual problems, which they wanted to talk to her about after the show. Then Suzy got on her bed, her lusty altar, to prepare for the show….Ben (her version of Michael/tech genius), camera/light /sound/computer people, etc. all fussing around her….she reading notes, meditating, touching up her make-up, rubbing herself, greeting people as they arrived…all from her bed, all displayed on the monitors piled around the rooms.
The scene reminded me of when Hugh Hefner had a t.v. show shot from his mansion in the 60’s. But this was both much sexier and more human! Max parked us in front of Suzy’s bed…near a window looking down on all L. A. Ki-lin, as the place began to filled up with beautiful women and other interesting people, kept shooting us thumbs-up. He definitely had made the right choice spending time with the old folks (us)! And at midnight it would be his 23rd birthday. What a birthday party! The scene reminded me of when Hugh Hefner had a t.v. show shot from his mansion in the 60’s. But this was both much sexier and more human! The tall (but not that tall) black guy came over to us. I asked him what he did. He, an American, was a basketball player in Ecuador. (I didn’t know they had a pro league there.) Linda said she thought basketball season was now. He said he had hurt his knee. I asked what would he do if/when he couldn’t play ball. He’d open a café. He moved off when a woman in a skin-tight blue dress with her own camera-woman started interviewing me. I learned
later that Max had asked the guy and his girlfriend pointblank
were they cops (legally cops have to answer that question
truthfully…..or is it like garlic and vampires?) True,
Max as "the most prosecuted pornographer" has
a nose for cops. But why undercover cops? I mean,
THEY can just watch the cable access show and/or buy the video of
the hot post-show party. Nothing is hidden at Suzy Block’s!
...the conversation never degraded into cocktail chatter.
So the woman
in the blue dress was Heilman-C, the producer of SEX ACTS and
an artist who has made her tits into her trademark/subjects. We
talked about art, censorship, etc. One thing about
this crowd, people actually really talked deeply…even
at 4 AM, surrounded by orgy action, the conversation
never degraded into cocktail chatter. A news crew arrived from L.A.’s U.P.N. t.v. channel. They were doing a report on public access t.v. Since Suzy’s show is the most popular public access t.v. show in L.A., they were there. Also there was a lawyer who does a lot of work about free speech and the sex world (and who may have worked on my wheelchair when he was a college student at Berkeley). There may have been 50-60 people there for the show. The 3-hour show alternated between call-ins for sex advice and interviews of the guests on the bed. I consider Suzy one of the clearest sexual healers today because of her ability to listen, her practical nature, her humor, her lusty physicalness, and her philosopher’s mind. The other guests were Heilman-C (who got her wish and got Suzy off with a magical vibrator) and the L.A. d. j. Nastyman with whom Suzy does a weekly radio show. Off air he is a sweet family man. He brought his 8-year old son and mate with him. When it was
my turn, Linda, Mike and I sat in front of her bed because
I need to be in my wheelchair to use my talking board.
I was about to ask Suzy if I could get on the
bed afterward. But then all hell broke loose.
Max shot upstairs (he ain’t the running kind!). Rumors started
trickling down about cops invading upstairs. As we were
about to go back
"where is Max…what is fucking going on upstairs?" But when the interview was over, Suzy wanted to know, "where is Max…what is fucking going on upstairs?" I was thinking for 30 years I’ve been doing edgy work, but now I’d be busted for doing an interview! In a few minutes, Max came down and gathered all of us together, told us what happened, and gave a very moving, very inspiring, very fiery speech about the high price of freedom. Then Suzy gave U.P.N. an interview in her bed (the reporter was in heaven!). At the end of her interview, her rage spilled forth about the cops who had invaded her house and bedroom. I felt like Forrest Gump, being there as history was being made. Here’s what happened. The not too-tall guy and his "mate" were undercover vice cops looking for something to get Suzy on. They were just looking that night. But when they saw Nastyman’s son, they called in the troops. Nastyman and family were upstairs (I’d assume leaving after his portion of the show). An undercover cop grabbed the kid away. Nastyman tried to protect his kid from this stranger. The cop threw the father on the floor and started kicking him. (All this to protect the kid from seeing sex and nudity…yeah, right!…we brought our kids to the punk club when we did the show there for years.) Suzy’s guard tried to stop the insanity. But the cop flashed his badge. Then the room filled with cops, ready to pile downstairs. But up came Max, the lawyer, and the news crew with their camera on. That stopped the cops. They "just" gave Max a ticket for broadcasting on the internet without a permit, violating zoning…or some mickey mouse face-saving charge. By the way, as I’m typing this, I’m "broadcasting" on the internet from our home live via our web-cam (not to mention via SOUNDS FROM THE UNDERGROUND and THE INTIMATE THEATER). Come on, cops…bust me!
We talked
about these kind of things at the wild party afterwards, surrounded
by X rated goings-on, which were also projected on the monitor
piles. When Suzy wasn’t talking to us, she was up-staging the
very explicit dancer, who didn’t mind because she had
a crush on Suzy. Well, buy the video! If you
do, you will see Suzy playing on my lap, me Afterwards, while we were eating ruebens at the Hollywood deli Kantor’s at 6 A.M., Ki-lin said how he sees people had radically changed because of the night. He said it’s amazing how The Combine twists reality. Exactly!
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From: Dr. Suzy, Ben, and the whole Bonobo Gang.
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