Eros Carnaval at The Dr. Susan Block Institute

Eros Carnaval at The Dr. Susan Block Institute

As we read in the Song of Songs of Solomon, the most Eros-inspired book of the Bible:

“ How much better is your love than wine... And the fragrance of your oils than any spice! Your lips distill nectar… honey and milk are under your tongue…Set me as a seal upon your heart... For love is strong as death… Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it.”

May your love & lust for each other never be quenched. May you share it with the world, healing the world of sorrow & pain as you do.

Now, for your vows… Do you, Jared/Laura, take Laura/Jared to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband, and do you promise before Eros & all these witnesses, to love, cherish, honor & adore her, giving her joy, comfort, laughter & orgasms, as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me by Eros, God, the Goddess, the Snake & the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you woman & husband, man & wife. You may now kiss the bride…

In Jewish tradition, the groom breaks a glass under his foot to symbolize the destruction of the Temple of Solomon in Jerusalem. Also, it is a sign of both the fragility & finality of marriage. Finally, the breaking of the glass is symbolic of the breaking of the bride's hymen, conjuring erotic celebration. I now ask both Jared & Laura to break this glass, symbolizing your break with your old lives that existed before you fell in love, & the beginning of your new life together...

After a vigorous stomp on the glass, the groom reached under the bride’s glittering, diaphanous white skirt, yanked off her panties & tossed them into the crowd. Everyone cheered as our American Venus caught the delicate white bridal panties, & gave them a good sniff! continue

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