Therefore, I, as a concerned American citizen, wish to do what I can, & declare my Citzen's Candidacy for President of the United States of America in 2004. Why? Very simple. The picture says it all:

BUSH SUCKS

If only he sucked pussy as he well as he just SUCKS—but I’m sure he doesn’t. Laura Bush doesn’t look like she’s had an orgasm since Desert Storm.

Speaking of which, when last I ran for US President, it was 1992, & another Bush was in the White House, another Bush who took us to war in the desert & ran the economy into the ground, & there were no viable Democrats on the scene. Then, shortly after I declared my candidacy, a certain Man from Hope, declared his. If any American President was ruled by Eros, Bill Clinton was. So maybe now that I’m running for president again against King George II, who’s a lot more dangerous than his Daddy, another Man or Woman from Hope may rise up in the Democratic Party to help US take our country back!

Or maybe not. ...... continued

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